April 26, 2003

Another celebrity gets jury sympathy

In a mock trial held on Take your Children to Work Day, Stanford Law School tried Goldilocks on a charge of burglary. Convinced that no little curly-headed girl would break into a house to eat porridge that Baby Bear would spit out, the jury acquitted Goldilocks.

Posted by Tiger at April 26, 2003 04:57 PM
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