I was just fixing to leave and noticed I was still walking around with this disposable lighter that has not given a flame for two days. What is it about those things that always make me think, surely it has one more flame in there, and will give it right when I need it? You just can't force yourself to throw it away! You know that feeling, don't you?
What? You don't smoke?
Well, I often wish I didn't either, but the doctor told me to lose weight so I have been spending my lunch money on cigarettes.*
*Now if that line doesn't get me some trackbacks, I am going to quit my day job and become a prospector.**
**I have actually heard that there have been some sizeable aluminum finds in several of the dumpsters around town.
Posted by Tiger at June 6, 2003 08:22 PM