Well, electricity around here is really high, especially in the hot Texas summer when either you can spend half your pay cooling your house or you find some other way of cooling off. I bought two fans today at Walmart and have both of them blowing on me. Despite the fact I am nearly naked, I am still steadily leaking waste fluids from my pores. I have been watching my dogs out the window, who, despite being covered with hair,* seem to be staying quite cool. I have decided that I am going to go outside and kick them out of that large hole they have dug in the middle of my yard. Then I can be free to lay in the middle of it with my tongue hanging out. It does seem to be working for them and it uses absolutely no electricity.
*Actually, Duke, my weeniewolf, has had a very severe case of demadex [sp?] mange for several years that seems to defy any attempt at treatment and he has hardly any hair.
Posted by Tiger at June 23, 2003 08:27 PM | TrackBackI'm sorry, I couldn't get past the phrase "steadily leaking waste fluids from my pores." You have my deepest sympathy, but I have just wet my pants laughing.
Now we BOTH leak... what's up with that? :)