June 26, 2003

Looked through the barrel of apples for the shiniest one

My Kiwi friend Cherry sends me jokes all the time, especially on Friday.* I thought of all the ones I received today, this one was the best one:

I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!!

So I called him a horse's behind. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!!

This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. But I didn't care…

My car was parked around the corner...

Thanks for sharing, Cherry!

Posted by Tiger at June 26, 2003 06:17 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Yeah, I liked that one too!
LOL. It's not how you think it's gonna end.
You expect him to stop after the first three tickets!

Glad to see you still happily blogging...

Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Cherry at June 26, 2003 08:55 PM