June 26, 2003

Quick Draw McGraw is out tonight!

I went to the store a few minutes ago to refill my cup with Dublin Dr. Pepper when some guy comes in and asks, "What are the cheapest cigarettes you have?" Before the luscious beautiful clerk whom I refer to as Princess could say Mainstreet, I quipped, The butts in the ashtray.*

*There actually was a time when I was much younger and poorer that I was not too proud to pull some long butts out of an ashtray. Of course, that was before AIDS, SARS and Monkey Pox*.

**You never know when some prarie dog might have been hanging around, smoking.

Posted by Tiger at June 26, 2003 10:50 PM