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Got DIRT?

As I have previously stated, sometimes my Aunt, someone I have loved greatly all my life sends me barrages of forwarded emails at times. Today was one of those days. Of course, some of them are those stupid email hoaxes that go around all the time, and both me and my sister will send her a link telling her such is a hoax. I get jokes, religious messages and such also. Most of them I have already seen, but every once in awhile, I find a pearl. I thought this one was worth sharing:

God is sitting in heaven when a scientist prays to Him: "God, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing - in other words, we can now do what you did in the beginning."

"Oh, is that so? Tell Me..." replies God.

"Well," says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of you and breath life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's very interesting...show Me."

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil into the shape of a man.

"No, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."