It seems that New Jersey is having a real problem with geese in its parks. They don't know what to do with them, can't get rid of them, so are just going to gas them by the hundreds. What I suspect that won't happen is . . . that there will be some nice goose dinners offered free to a bunch of starving homeless people who also live in New Jersey parks.*
attribution: Parkway Rest Stop
*The next thing I will be hearing is that there are no starving homeless people in New Jersey.
Posted by Tiger at June 30, 2003 09:13 PM