July 15, 2003

Sometimes you feel like a nut

I guess I kind of do feel like a nut because I like the story James shared over on Parkway Rest Stop. Of course, I cannot seem to get these visions out of my head about a naked Greenwich Village man wielding a lawnmower blade and mumbling something. Damn! I hope I have a nightmare. It kinda feels really good on a hot night if you wake up in the middle of it in cold sweats from a nightmare.

Oh, and I liked this post at Ravenwood. Especially loved the very last line:

I mean from the CIA.. where else on the internet can you get this message from the CIA? Exactly.
You know, if you read the entry, think about it, then read this last sentence again, there is a lot that can be taken from that statement.

Posted by Tiger at July 15, 2003 09:54 PM
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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists - two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said. "You cant be serious. I could never shoot my wife!"The agent replies, "Then you?re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I cant kill my wife." The agent replies, "You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the womans turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair."

Posted by: Jokes at October 8, 2004 06:22 PM