July 16, 2003

Cherry gets another mention

Another one from Cherry in my inbox! Thanks Cherry!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem. Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove-box, and that there was a body in the trunk?

Driver: Yeah, and I'll bet the big liar told you I was speeding too!

Of course, in my neck o' the woods, there actually might have been a gun in the glove box and a body in the trunk by the time the Captain arrived. You would have already spent considerable time handcuffed, face down on the asphalt while that police officer peered through the interior of your vehicle looking for tell-tale drug paraphenalia, illegal aliens, or open containers.

Posted by Tiger at July 16, 2003 11:37 PM
Comments

Something tells me that if I ever took up blogging, everyone would already know who I was...

lol

Posted by: Cherry at July 18, 2003 12:11 AM

It is so simple to do!

Posted by: Tiger at July 18, 2003 07:49 AM