July 18, 2003

Friday jokes from Cherry*

Hey, I didn't write these, so don't send me hate mail if you are blonde. If you are blonde and take offense at blonde jokes, everywhere it says blonde, change that to Aggie. Aggies are too stupid** to take offense at jokes about themselves.

A blonde girl enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman: "I would like to buy a pink curtain the same size as my computer screen." The surprised salesman replied: "But, madam, computers do not have curtains!!" ....and the blonde said: "Helloooo....? I've got Windows!!"
A blonde is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, "You have to take a Breathalyser test." The blonde says, "I can't. I have asthma, and it'll start me on a coughing fit." The cop says, "Then I have to give you a blood test." The blonde says, "You can't. I'm a haemophiliac, and if you stick a needle in me, I'll bleed all over the place." The cops says, "Then you have to get out of the car and walk a straight line." The blonde says, "I can't." The cop says, "Why not?" The blonde says, "Because I'm drunk. Didn't you see the way I was driving!"

*Cherry mentioned to me that I have been giving her all the credit for the work her dad does in gathering the jokes for those on his email list. I said I would be more than glad to link to him, so she gave me his email address. I decided not to publish it, but any of you who would like to get a list of good jokes once a week without forwarding carets, email me and I will be glad to pass along his email address. However, THANKS CHERRY'S DAD!

**Not really, it is just a tradition in Texas that it is OK to claim that Aggies are stupid. The Aggies really do not seem to mind, just the same way that almost all attorneys I know think all the attorney jokes are about all those other attorneys.

Posted by Tiger at July 18, 2003 08:12 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Q.: Why did God make Oklahoma?

A.: So the Aggies would have someone to make fun of.

Posted by: McGehee at July 19, 2003 10:18 AM

Why is Oklahoma so windy?

Cuz Texas sucks and Kansas blows...

Posted by: Bill at August 15, 2003 02:40 PM

Hey, i heard this today ;-)

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Posted by: Jokes Page! at September 28, 2004 02:53 PM

I contemplated givin' Jokes Page! the heave-ho, but the comment was a joke, so was on topic, and the link actually does go to an index page to over 1200 jokes. The root domain is a list of links to sites dealing with Sri Lanka, so I am allowin' this comment to remain, and 'specially informin' ya'll to check out the jokes on the page. I jes' thought I might inform some of ya'll whose comments have recently been deleted because of questionable content why I decided to allow this one to remain.

Posted by: Tiger at September 28, 2004 05:44 PM