Well, it seems half the nation is without electricity. I suspect al Queda has retaliated for the capture of the their missile buyer by slipping an agent into one of those weird looking things where all the wires seem to come together, like you see in the movies or on the side of the road, you know the ones with all those wires and insulators and towers surrounded by a chain link fence. I was up there once and never did see any security around any of those p[laces. Of course, I'd never try to sneak in anyway, what with all those wires and such here and there. I'd be afraid I would touch the wrong thing and become toasted or something, but I suppose you could slip in someone who knew their way around and have them just pull the right plug, and boom, there goes everyone's electricity. Down here, we let a bunch of Rottweillers loose inside the fence and just forget to feed them very often and they get real hungry. If'n someone is stupid enough to jump the fence for whatever reason, we figure it solves two problems: one, we just ridded ourselves of more more of them stupid Yankees that moved into town, and two, the dog finally got something to eat. Ya'll Yankess just ain't as smart on your feet as us people down here in Texas, is ya?
Posted by Tiger at August 14, 2003 04:55 PM | TrackBackIt seems that the US has 3 power grids...East, West, and Texas....
Posted by: Susie at August 14, 2003 06:31 PMYeah, told ya us Texans is smart. We got our own system down here all by ourselves. If'n we was our own independent nation, again, cause we was once already, we would be richer than almost 95% of the countries in the world.
Posted by: Tiger at August 14, 2003 06:46 PM