August 17, 2003

End of Summer Blues

Well, tomorrow is the first day of the new school year in my little burg. With the little kiddies going back to school, that brings another summer to a close. I look back on my summer and assess my accomplishments:

Times swimming: 1
Times sunburned: 1
Girls kissed: 0
Girls seen I wanted to kiss: beyond enumeration
Dates: 1
Good dates: 0
Camping trips: 1
Fun camping trips: 0
Trips to the beach: 0
Vacations: 0
Picnics: 0
Books read: 30
Books written: .05
Movies watched: 300
Hours online: 1100

George, but I have a pathetic life!

Posted by Tiger at August 17, 2003 10:03 AM | TrackBack
Comments

You forgot to mention how many online friends and enemies you have made. Perhaps that will make the summer seem a little more worth it. ;-)

Posted by: Tony S. at August 17, 2003 10:16 AM

Ahem -- and one night at one music festival (out of six at two).

Posted by: Scott Chaffin at August 17, 2003 11:00 AM

That makes two of us!

Posted by: Jay Solo at August 17, 2003 01:45 PM