August 18, 2003

And you waited up for this?

The Nightly Navel Gazing Report: A wayward piece of lint was trapped in said navel today, but was easily removed without damage to said navel. Said piece of lint, however, was slightly damaged in the removal process and was discarded as such was quite miniscule and believed to be unusable for any conceivable purpose.

Posted by Tiger at August 18, 2003 10:13 PM
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When did this turn into a court proceeding?

I almost expect to see an affidavit heading...

Terence Allen Russell vs Belly Button Lint (aka Navel Lint)

...featuring Terrytiger and the said Navel!

Posted by: Cherry at August 18, 2003 11:55 PM

Discarding a piece of lint, if it rightfully belonged to someone else, might be tortious conversion by -- uh -- throwing away.

Posted by: McGehee at August 19, 2003 08:45 AM