Read My Lips - the blog

I don't need a crystal ball

I don't even need my glasses to make the Nightly Navel Gazing Report. Said navel has been quite busy today, what with having captured several Cheeto® crumbs which seemed to have taken a real liking to the moist atmosphere found therein. They evaded removal by dismembering themselves and burrowing deeper into the crevices of the navel walls. The navel took on an orangish tinge during this episode, and said Cheeto® crumbs were finally only eradicated through use of soap, water, and a wet piece of terry cloth. At this hour, the navel is back in its natural condition. No lint or Cheeto® crumbs are visible.