August 25, 2003

Oh, no . . . now this is ugly

As I said before, I was a bit down, maybe it was the fact that my visitor count seems to have been falling of late, but then the Blogosphere also seems to have been slow everywhere. So, I was just chillin', watching nothing in particular flickering across the TV screen as my thoughts drifted off to George knows where. I was smoking a cigarette, or more exactly, holding a smoldering cigarette as my aforementioned thoughts were somewhere in the ethosphere of ponderville™.* I came to my senses to notice that a very long ash was hanging most gingerly from the end of my cigarette and was moving it slowly toward the ashtray when, yes, you guessed it, it fell off. Well, guess where it ended up? Man, are you swift today, because you are right. It fell right into your favorite navel, the one you come here nightly to read about. Do you know how hard cigarette ashes are to get out of a navel? A lot harder than getting Wicked Willie™ to think about anything besides sex, I can tell you that. I have doused said navel into some water, applied some soap, scrubbed with a wet piece of terry cloth, and yet, I still think I can see some tiny vestiges of cigarette ash down in that navel. That concludes this rather ugly report on the condition of my navel.

*I figured I had better trademark that one quickly in case Lileks came a'callin'. ;)

Posted by Tiger at August 25, 2003 10:34 PM
Comments

Tiger, this is entertaining and all but I think an overhaul may be in order. How about gazing at some fine honey's navel? ;-)

Posted by: Tony S. at August 25, 2003 11:02 PM

Well, for some reason the gals are fascinated by this daily update, however, I am looking for some guest navels, and thankfully annika sent me a picture. A guest navel shot is in the works. Stay tuned.

Posted by: Tiger at August 25, 2003 11:09 PM

Hey Tig--I linked this report because it's just so...surreal. I'm planning on batching the Willies together like I did your Dad's stuff.

And sorry dear, don't even ask me to send my navel in. You wouldn't want to publish images of my navel. Zane's 9-month occupation left it a hideous wreck. I think it's hiding somewhere under the stretchmarks...
I'm sure my husband would volunteer his, though! :-P

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at August 26, 2003 12:54 AM

I am a ardent fan of Tiger's navel, and will accept no substitutes!

Posted by: Susie at August 26, 2003 01:17 AM

Jaboobie's Life Rule #2694:

Don't smoke without at least one of the following; shirt, shorts.

Posted by: jaboobie at August 26, 2003 05:33 PM