August 29, 2003

Late Breaking News

Frank J has been killed in a suicide bomb attack by a local convenience store owner, recently emmigrated from the Middle East.*

[Update: Christopher Hitchens, who cannot spell his own name, was struck by lightning after writing a commentary for The Slate that says, in part:

One is presuming (is one not?) that this [***] is the same god who actually created the audience he was addressing. This leaves us with the insoluble mystery of why he would have molded (“in his own image,” yet) a covetous, murderous, disrespectful, lying, and adulterous species. Create them sick, and then command them to be well? What a mad despot this is, and how fortunate we are that he exists only in the minds of his worshippers.]
*Oh, and Benji** says "Hi" to Buck the Marine and says to tell him to remember the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" rule.

**What? You haven't been reading the Wicked Willie™ series?

***The term "this" was referring to the "God that created the Ten Commandments".

Posted by Tiger at August 29, 2003 08:34 AM | TrackBack
Comments

This is what happens to Switzerbloggers....they don't get blogrolled... ;P

Posted by: Susie at August 29, 2003 09:12 AM

Well, I guess I will have to get my links the old-fashioned way, by continually putting up fresh, interesting items for readers to see, huh? I guess the real pity of the situation is that there are a couple of months of such stuff than the majority of bloggers have never seen and likely never will. Hmm.

Posted by: Tiger at August 29, 2003 09:55 AM