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The Friday Funny from George*

Before we get to the funny part, for some reason this was in the Friday Bad Joke list sent to me this week. While it is not funny, it is definitely something so true that I thought it was worth sharing:

Remember five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
3. Live simply.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less.

Now regrettably, it iwas difficult to find the best joke this week for some reason, but after much diligence in searching through the list, I picked this one:

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child.

After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.

The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was.

In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

*This is Cherry's dad's name, and is not the George whose name I often use in vain in my blogging efforts. My understanding, however, is that he is very close to Him whose name I replace with the name George so as to not violate one of the Ten Commandments. Uncanny, huh? and there is no coincidence. It is something that just came to mind at the time I wrote that bitle.

Posted by Tiger at August 29, 2003 07:20 PM