September 01, 2003

Gubernatorial Candidate suspected of having glaucoma

Arnold Schwarzenegger was caught by a photographer treating himself for glaucoma during youth. Substance purported to have been purchased in backroom pharmacy run by young Cruz Bustamante.

In a Weekly World News poll of purported alien babies (being 66% of the population of California), with absolutely no margin for error, 55% stated that they had purchased products from Mr. Bustamante, 63% said they had smoked pot with Mr. Schwarzenegger, and 99.9% said they had sex with Jennifer Lopez.

attribution: TalkLeft

Posted by notGeorge at September 1, 2003 03:03 PM
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