September 08, 2003

The attack of the invisible vermin

I have a large bug bite on my Buddha belly right above my navel. I have my suspicions as to what bit me. I could feel it crawling around inside my shirt. I had my hand shoved in in the gap beween where the buttons hold the sides together trying to trap that little beast, but he was easily avoiding my tracking maneuvers. Damn if he didn't bite me and leave a nasty red whelp. I am almost afraid to look too closely at my navel, though, because that little bastard might be hiding down in there waiting to pounce on my face. I think it was a Ninja Spider Mite with a set of Nunchaku.

Posted by notGeorge at September 8, 2003 10:48 PM | TrackBack
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Oh no! You must get your navel medical attention immediately!

Posted by: Susie at September 9, 2003 01:05 AM