September 10, 2003

Old Jokes still get laughs

OK, this joke has been around since Al Gore invented the Internet, but it is still funny.

Of course, it got me to thinking. I got this vision of Mohammed and Jesus discussing whose followers were best obeying their respective teachings. Mohammed wants Allah to decide and Jesus wants God to decide. They squabble and squabble and soon the Creator comes out and bitch slaps the both of them and says, "Your petty bickering about what I am to be called is giving me a headache. Why don't we decide by seeing how many of your followers are obeying My Ten Commandments?"

Posted by notGeorge at September 10, 2003 07:57 PM
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I don't know which visual is most disturbing...God bitch-slapping Jesus and Mo' or Him getting into a pissing contest over the prophets.

Either way, that's some funny stuff!

"the Creator comes out and bitch slaps the both of them"...so wrong, yet so very respectful. I love it.

Posted by: natalie at September 10, 2003 08:53 PM

Well, if you say you are Snarky, you should try to be Snarky, doncha think? ;)

Posted by: Tiger at September 10, 2003 09:00 PM