September 17, 2003

How to stop a raging fury

Yesterday, Drumwaster chided President Bush for not doing more to stop Hurricane Isabel from destroying the East Coast. According to Michele, Rev. Pat Robertson has resorted to prayer to calm the mighty storm. However, leave it up to Anna to devise the perfect plan to defeat the raging winds:

Go on, Carolinians, take Fran Drescher to the edge of the angry sea. Grab a handful of hair and pull her right down to Mother Nature's ill-tempered arrival.

And then...

tell her a joke.

That's right. Make her laugh. For Fran Drescher's goat-like bleatings are the one true repellent of all things in the universe.

Posted by notGeorge at September 17, 2003 10:44 AM | TrackBack
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