I don't have cable and watch very little that comes on TV except the occasional something-or-other on PBS. I keep hearing all this stuff about this show, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and from what I gather, it is all about this group of homosexuals who make over some straight guy to make him more attractive or something. Now wait ... just why would I want a bunch of homosexuals assisting me to become more attractive. I am not all that interested in attracting homosexuals. I have always thought my pathetic mismatched colorization with wrinkles look was more attuned to attract what I was wanting to attract ... some lovely lass who thinks now there is a fixer upper that I can work with.
Nope, ladies, you can almost bet that if you see some guy dressed to the nines with an impeccable GQ look, he is gay. In fact, if you see some guy that looks almost good enough to eat, he is likely gay. If the socks on his feet match, there is a real good likelhood he is gay. If he combed his hair, there is a chance that he is gay.
Posted by notGeorge at September 17, 2003 11:48 AMI think the thing is that people keep talking about the "homosexual lifestyle". It's not the lifestyle that worries a number of people. It's the fact that our lives HAVE STYLE. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh, Tig. I really needed it!
Posted by: John at September 17, 2003 05:24 PMIt takes a lot of balls for a fat, ugly fuck with a combover job to criticize ANYONE'S style. What the hell ever. Just from glancing at your photo, I get the impression you are either in denial of your own gayness or women hate your guts, possibly both. Heh. Jerkoff.
Posted by: Jane at September 18, 2003 08:45 PM