Like I had anything to say. Hmm, well, other than the worst thing you ever want to get into your navel is petroleum jelly. You cannot wash that stuff off. I swear, I got some in my navel once, and don't remember how, but I suppose it was something kinky, you know how those things can get way out of control, but anyway, I had this petroleum jelly in my belly button. It felt really icky and I couldn't wash it out. Strange, huh? Well, I told ya I didn't have anything to say and yet you had to read it, didn't ya? End of Report, thankfully.
Posted by notGeorge at September 18, 2003 11:58 PM | TrackBackEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!
I don't even WANT to think about how you got that there...!
Great, I'm gonna have nightmares now...It's all your fault now, you've TRAUMATIZED ME! ;-)
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at September 19, 2003 10:47 AM