Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.TOPIC 1 - HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS. - Step by Step, with slide presentation. TOPIC 2 - THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS? - Roundtable discussion. TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB? - Group practice. TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER AND THE FLOOR. - Pictures and explanatory graphics. TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THE KITCHEN SINK? - Examples on video. TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE TO YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER. - Helpline support and support groups. TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING. - Open forum. TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH. - Graphics and audio tape presentation. TOPIC 9: REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST. - Real-life testimonials. TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS? - Driving simulation. TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MOTHER AND WIFE. - On-line class and role playing. TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION. - Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques. TOPIC 13 - HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE. - Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered. Upon completion of the class, Diplomas will be awarded to the survivors.
*Helen Gurley Brown University
Posted by notGeorge at September 22, 2003 01:31 PM