September 24, 2003

Do farts have lumps?

Ah, the pleasures of dialup. It seemed that every time I got ready to post something last night, my connection would lock up, the dialer would freeze and I would have to reboot. It was somewhat infuriating. Uh, strike that somewhat, because it was damn infuriating. Of course, actually, that might have just been the way things were meant to be in my life at the moment.

I awoke this morning with a charley horse in my right calf. I expect this is a symptom of my letting my body's potassium level drop too low, because I practically forgot to eat yesterday. Oh, I had a couple of tostadas at lunch, and right about 9:00 I scarfed down a meat&bread soy burger that my friend at the local convenience store had left over from unsold foods prepared for lunch. I guess I should have had a banana instead.

Well, enough fun reporting the crap that goes on in my mundane life, as I seem to be late with my date for another day's drudgery in the paper pile that is my profession. Hasta luego, amigos y amigas!

Posted by notGeorge at September 24, 2003 08:32 AM

.......take from someone who "knows farts"......the lumps are not farts!

Posted by: oldcatman at September 24, 2003 09:54 AM

I was just gonna say.

Having lumps makes it, be definition, not a fart.

Posted by: McGehee at September 25, 2003 09:31 AM