September 25, 2003

A bit of advice for visitin' Yankees*

Serenity is finding things in Texas are not the same as in Seattle. It seems some squirrel gave her a piece of his mind. Of course, Texas squirrels do get a mite cantankerous when you step on their nuts. If ya come to Texas, please do start minding where ya plant your feet! ;)

*and people from Seattle.

Posted by notGeorge at September 25, 2003 06:46 PM

I'll take a screeching, angry Texas squirrel over a screeching leftist Moonbat any day though!

Not sure why I ticked the squirrel off...cept that maybe I was just there.


Posted by: serenity at September 25, 2003 08:32 PM

Like I said, just don't be steppin' on his nuts and he likely won't be doin' all that screechin'. ;) By the way, we pretty well run off all them screechin' looney leftist Moonbats we find. They seem to take off runnin' when ya shove a 12-gauge up their butts. In fact, we ain't none too crazy about screechin' righteous rightist Moonbats either, but we generally just feed them to the squirrels or the armadillos, depending on what part of the state ya find 'em in. In fact, I heard that down in the valley*, they once fed one of 'em to a raccoon.

*valley so low

Posted by: Tiger at September 25, 2003 09:16 PM