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Leave 'em laughin'

I got my American Legion magazine today, and there was some pretty funny stuff on the back page. One cartoon shows a turtle coming into work finding all the rest of the turtles without their shells, and the caption was:

Didn't anyone tell you about Casual Friday, Johnson?

But of course, the best joke was the last one:

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the TV and yells to his wife, "Bring me a beer before it starts."

The wife sighs, and brings him a beer.

Fifteen minutes later the man bellows, "Get me another beer before it starts."

The wife huffs, but brings him another beer and slams it down on the table next to him.

The man chugs that beer, and in just a few more minutes yells, "Quick, get me one more beer. It's going to start any minute."

The wife, now furious, just yells back, "Is that all you're gonna do tonight, just sit around and drink beer in front of that damn TV? You're nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob. Furthermore ..."

The man sighs and rolls his eyes and says to himself, "Now, it's started."