Read My Lips - the blog

I looked and I noticed somethin' was missin'

Well, despite the fact that evidence of Deb Yoder's smoking of M&M's and munching of cigarettes is looming, Kelley has yet to post this week's Cul-de-Sac. Deb sensed the disturbance such made in The Force® and using her Jedi mind techniques compelled all of the Blogosphere to do their part in sharing the required amount of linky love in the interim.

My own mind, not resistant to Jedi mind techniques, has driven me to supply the following:

• I begin by informing you that Susie is very concerned about the disappearance of John Collins and is seeking assistance in the search. I personally would begin by digging up Bill's basement. After all, he admittedly stole from annika and is clamoring to see Ted's tits?
• Cherry seems to be hiding out for some reason.
• Kim Crawford seems to be taking a day off.
• Psycho Dad is tuckered out from too much thinking.
• Natalie appears ready to give up her day job.
• Dawn is not expecting me to answer her questions, I hope.
• Jennifer is seeking the ultimate in a virtual high that does not involve c-sex. &
• Anna swears that the Tiger mauling in Vegas was not the biggest story in Nevada entertainment circles.

Well, I could likely pick on a few more people out there, but my carpal tunnel syndrome seems to be kickin' in, so I am gonna take that a sign from The Force® that I have fulfilled my usefulness to the universe and go look at my belly button or somethin'.