Oh my, Cherry took a brain vacation, so I get my choice of the entire list this week. I pick this one:
Millions of years ago, there was no such thing as the wheel; the only way to move things was by carrying or dragging. One day, some primitive guys were watching their wives drag a dead mastodon to the food preparation area. It was exhausting work; the guys were getting tired just WATCHING.
Then they noticed some large, smooth, rounded boulders, and they had an idea: They could sit on the boulders and watch!
Posted by notGeorge at October 10, 2003 05:51 PM | TrackBackThis was the first in a series of breakthroughs that ultimately led to television.!
I don't know if my joke was funnier...that's pretty funny, too. :D
You're too kind. Not that that's a *bad* thing...
Posted by: Deb at October 10, 2003 07:55 PM