October 17, 2003

The Friday Five, tig style

Wow, here it is Friday, and I guess that Friday Five is floating around, but I wonder if the current questions are as good as mine?

  1. You wake up as a character in a horror movie that dies in the next five minutes. Describe your death.
  2. Your car breaks down in the middle of Death Valley, you are all alone and no one is in sight. The road is deserted. You have various routinely found items in your trunk. Retell the events surrounding your survival.
  3. You get invited to a Halloween costume party at 7:30pm on Oct. 31, and must devise a last minute costume out of items found in your refrigerator. Please describe your costume.
  4. You were conducting a genetic experiment involving a dolphin, a kangaroo, a duck and an armadillo. Something has gone crazily awry. Identify the characteristics of your newly created life form.
  5. You are the consciousness of Wilson, the volleyball in Castaway and are miraculously given the ability to speak after having been bombarded by Tom Hanks' mundane rants for several months. Describe your first words.

Go ahead and give us your answers ... if you dare.

Why do I suspect this would be simple child's play for Anna?

Posted by notGeorge at October 17, 2003 02:30 PM
Comments

1. Screwed to death by the vampire Sybil Danning.
2. I drive my Phillips screwdriver into the ear of that mutant from The Hills Have Eyes and ride him to the nearest Hess station.
3. Take italian dressing. Slick hair back. Pull red turtleneck over my mouth and go as that guy from Bazooka Joe.
4. Ted Kennedy. The upper torso of a dolphin, the dick of a kangaroo pouch, the dulcet voice of a duck, and the smell of an armadillo.
5. Shut the fuck up, Tom. And what does Rita Wilson taste like?

Posted by: Velociman at October 17, 2003 07:13 PM

I posted my responses here. I tried to do a track back but haven't gotten the hang of those yet.

Posted by: Tink at October 18, 2003 08:16 AM