Yes, it is really amazin' the small things you can learn just a-listenin' to the radio, 'specially if you listen to them country&western singers. Today, I heard the most amazing phrase come outta some twangy singer's* mouth: commercial affection. I just wondered if anyone has figured out how much of that is going around, or do some guys think them gals are smilin' at them for real. How many barmaids, waitresses and the like have turned on a bit of the charm in hopes of getting a bigger tip? And, of course, we can almost be sure those professional prick teasers topless dancers are giving all that affection away for nothing, huh?
*It was most likely Mel Tillis.
Posted by notGeorge at October 23, 2003 10:06 PM