Hey, so the title is crappy. It ain't like I have not been postin' one superbly snarky post after another for hour after hour tonight. I mean, give a guy a break. Hell, I have not even gazed at my damn navel and am still gonna give ya'll this report, so what do ya think about that? Nope, this is the end of the line for one day's postin'. I mean 17 previous posts surely meets my daily quota, doesn't it? Hell, where are the rules ... I might be a couple shy. Or then again, it might be a world record, although I am almost sure InstaPundit has done more than 18 posts in a day and probably michele, Jay, Kevin and even myself have topped that number on some previous occasion. But that is all ya'll are gonna get on this day. I am blogged out for one day. And the hell with a lookin' at my belly button ... anyone all that interested in what it looks like tonight can come over here and crawl into bed with me and do your own gazin'.
However, 'fore I go, I will tell ya'll my absolute favorite attorney joke:
Man walks into attorney's office and asks, "How much to answer 3 questions?"
The attorney answers, "$50."
Man gasps and says, "Isn't that a bit expensive?"
The attorney answers, "To some it could be, now what was your third question?"
Now, if I only get 99 more visitors before midnight, I can top the 100 visitor mark. Now that would be grand.
Posted by notGeorge at October 29, 2003 11:30 PM:D Great joke!
Posted by: Susie at October 30, 2003 01:10 AM