I would have already likely dropped it on my foot. Yep, I had posted earlier about how utterly tired I am from the day's activities, and I can hardly keep my eyes open. As such, I think I will remove my clothes, bare my navel to the cool night air, empty my bladder and go to bed. What a simple plan! Of course, I will likely get chilled when I remove my clothes, miss the toilet and hit the floor while emptyin' my bladder, and stub my toe on somethin' as I walk from the bathroom to the bedroom. If I get chilled, my nipples might get hard but my navel will not be affected, if I miss the toilet, my feet might get wet, but my navel will remain dry, if I stub my toe, my toe will ache but my navel will feel nothin'. Navels actually have it pretty easy, unless there is a tickle finger around. I have always actually sensed that there might be some physical connection between the navel and the bladder, because when I have had someone tickle my navel, it especially makes me want to urinate. Strange, that, huh? This report is gettin' a bit biazrre, huh? Think I better end it now and get to that simple plan of mine. Wish me luck, won't you?
Oh, by the way, tonight's reappearance of Wicked Willie™ is dedicated to Denita.
Posted by notGeorge at October 30, 2003 09:48 PMNighty Night! Here's hoping your toes remain unstubbed!
Posted by: Susie at October 30, 2003 11:09 PMAw Tig--it's so sweet to know you gave your Willie to me... ;-)
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at October 31, 2003 01:51 PMum...and you are telling us this, why? hee...hee..smile...anonymous gurl
Posted by: anonymous gurl at October 31, 2003 06:08 PM