Wow, all my cold-hearted readers! So you couldn't spare a lousy comment just to allow some local kiddies to get some candy tonight. Yes, I know it is already the 1st of November and Halloween has officially ended, but we will be having our candy givin' extravaganza tonight, when all the costume wearing characters walk around the county square scaring everyone out of a piece or two of candy. Of course, I won't have any to give out, because according to my tagline, I must keep my word. As there were not 25 comments to this post, I must therefore eat all 500 Tiger Pops myself. Oh my, I will be so full of sugar that I will likely gain 50 pounds or more by the time the extravaganza starts. My stomach will be so stretched, my navel will ache like Hell. Yep, it is all your fault, you know. You could have halted this problem if you had not been so stingy with your comments. Oh well, I guess I will just go to bed and think about all that damn candy I have to eat as soon as I awaken in the morning. Hopefully, but the time I wake up, I will have come up with some way to avoid doing so. I just really hate to break my promise.
Posted by notGeorge at November 1, 2003 12:04 AM