Hmmm, seems that Ith has a list of things to do to irritate other people durin' The Return of the King. My favorite was
Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
I would however, also include that the subject of the conversation would be how to explain to Jar-Jar Binks what the movie was about.
I don't know why Owen had to go ruin my Friday night and mention that today was the anniversary of the publication of the worst book ever written. Call me Depressed.
And finally, Dustbury envisions Hell.
Now back to whatever you were doin'.
Posted by notGeorge at November 14, 2003 09:37 PMI can envision that conversation:
"Out of Dobby's butt, Gollum, remove your finger".
"Butt is my precious..."
"Oh, Dobby must hurt himself! He has allowed his sacred hole to be violated! Bad Dobby! Bad Dobby!"
Posted by: Velociman at November 14, 2003 10:33 PM