November 20, 2003

Sure, go ahead and laugh

OK, here is a list of really stupid lawyer jokes* I shamelessly cut & pasted directly off of this page.

Q. What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A. A tick falls off when you die.

Q. What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?
A. Stick his bill up his ass.

Q. What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A. There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q. What is black and brown and looks Good on a lawyer?
A. A doberman.

Q. Way are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. When launched, they can not be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.

Q. What do lawyers and sperm have in common?
A. One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Q. Did you hear that the post office just recalled their latest stamp?
A. They had pictures of lawyers on them---people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

Q. What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pit bull?
A. Lipstick.

Q. What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving from an airplane?
A. Skeet. (for some it would be clay pigeons)

Q. Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100 bill. Who gets it?
A. The old drunk, of course, the other three are mythical creatures.

Q. If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. It was so cold this winter

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Comments

"Sure, go ahead and laugh"....................and I did....chuckles
with my AM coffee................

Posted by: oldcatman at November 20, 2003 09:03 AM

Still trying to add you. Blogrolling "encountered a fatal error. Support has been notified."

Scary, huh?

Posted by: The Commissar at November 20, 2003 11:02 AM

Yes, and I noticed that all the links I thought I deleted are still on my list. There must be some big problems at blogrollin'.

Posted by: Tiger at November 20, 2003 11:07 AM