OK, Cherry has chosen hers, and thankfully passed on the one I liked:
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi primary school and detained teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.
Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W. Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.
I thought it was so very punny funny.
George & Laura have a bad sex life......................George
complains that it is those damn tampons of mass obstruction!
(an oldcatman original!)