November 22, 2003

Damn it to Hell & back again

I wanted so badly to have everyone kneel before me as the King of the Blogs, then found I was not even eligible to compete for the coronation ceremony.

11. To qualify to enter and compete the blogs must be lower then [sic] a large mammal in the ecosystem at The Truth Laid Bear as of the first day of the tournament they are entering. [emphasis supplied]

I have been a large mammal in the ecosystem, regrettably in this case, since 06-09-2003. Of course, I have never gotten above that rankin', so I have likely hit the ceilin' of my success.

Oh, did I mention that I found out about this mess from Susie?

Posted by notGeorge at November 22, 2003 08:47 AM
Comments

Be happy for reaching those dizzy heights!!!

I a slithering reptile can only dream of such glories!!!!

Please, come and read my post and support my claim to the crown which is allegedly not funny enough according to some!

If you do I will remember you when I am famous honest!

Posted by: Adrian Warnock at November 23, 2003 03:46 PM