December 05, 2003

I give up because I can't remember the title

OK, now that Denita, my one very loyal almost always reads every bit of crap I write reader has come by, I can now say that I have probably drank enough bourbon to sound just like Acidman, there is no way I could ever look that ugly, sorry, and damn if I have not had to backspace to fix all those bad keyboardin' mistakes ... oop, forgive me but I need to go piss ... now, I am back and where the Hell was I anyway ... oh, somethin' about how ugly Acidman is or somethin' like anyone gives a damn anyway .... anyway, I am out of eggnog, but still have few ounces of bourbon in the plastic bottle ... damn, I forgot where I am, who I am, or some shit like that. Hey what is the title of this damn post anyway? Anyone got any idea who the Hell I am? Where the fuck are my pants, and what the fuck am I doin' runnin' around naked when there is no one else around? George, will someone come shoot me, because I am thinkin' I am goin' crazy? I just looked in the mirror and I swear I saw someone else lookin' back at me. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Posted by notGeorge at December 5, 2003 10:04 PM | TrackBack
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Damn boy--you sound like I did last night, after an entire bottle of mead and three shots of Bacardi Gold! Want some strong coffee...? I have a pot fresh-brewed, my second so far...

--TwoDragons

Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at December 6, 2003 02:55 PM

sounds like you had a damn good private party for one--those are good every once in a while. gurl

Posted by: anonymous gurl at December 7, 2003 01:05 AM

woooooohoooooooooo! nekid Tiger!!!!! This definitely should be a spectator sport :-P

sign me up!

Posted by: squishybear at December 8, 2003 01:14 PM