"I am an intergalactic alien disguised as a computer. At this very moment, I am having close, intimate sex with your fingers. Since you are smiling, I shall assume that you are enjoying yourself and will therefore continue."
I know where I found it: Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul. There was a bit more, but the source of the material was undisclosed.*
*Or I am such a dumbass that I couldn't locate that info.
Posted by notGeorge at December 7, 2003 05:59 PMdarn. you quote from the best blog ever but you quote something that i didn't come up with. darn darn and shucks, i can't take credit for that.
but i did come up with the name of the site myself.
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