December 28, 2003

At long last, I finally found it

Well, it seems I have relocated my navel with seems to have been misplaced over these past few days, hence why there was no report. No navel to gaze upon, no report. Logical, huh? Hey, these reports are nothing, if not logical. Anway, I am sitting here naked as a jaybird, having just run a nice tub of hot water to go soak in to get my muscles and bones bed ready. The navel looks quite perky. I suppose it is from all the fan mail that was awaiting it after it was finally located. I suppose I should thank all of ya'll on behalf of the navel, since it has not yet mastered the art of keyboarding. In fact, despite my greatest efforts, it has still not attained the ability to communicate in any manner. I might need to do further navel research. Anyone know of a good navel research facility? Well, until further info is known, I suppose it is necessary to close this investigation into proper navel communication. End of report.

Posted by notGeorge at December 28, 2003 11:52 PM
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