January 05, 2004

I will claim my 15 minutes of fame right now

Additional studies will be conducted by UJ-Labs, however, preliminary results indicate that this phenomenon is genetic, thereby making Tiger the only known individual on the planet with this amazing gift.

Yep, accordin' to this story, there ain't nothin' on this planet better for keepin' ya lookin' young than ingestin' my semen prior to any exposure to air. Line up ladies, 'cause I feel socially compelled to assist as many of ya'll to keep your youthful looks as I possibly can.

I am gonna ponder what I am gonna do to my number one fan, Denita, for havin' brought my deepest darkest secret to light.

Posted by notGeorge at January 5, 2004 05:22 PM

Um....no offense, but I'm young enough right now. No need for surprise gifts! ;-)

Glad I could give you a chuckle, Tig!


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at January 5, 2004 05:31 PM

Hey, I do suspect that this type of activity would do wonders to reduce my stress level.

Posted by: Tiger at January 5, 2004 05:35 PM

I suspect it would do wonders to virtually everything for you--except your energy level! ;-)


Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at January 5, 2004 07:01 PM