January 05, 2004


Hey, ya'll been jonsin' for a navel report? Hmmm, navel is not as interested in my visitors as another part of my body is. I will let ya figure that out for yourself - it ain't hard.* I am goin' to bed havin' completed my fifth complete day of not havin' taken a single puff a cigarette. My navel loves it in my bed. It stays very warm there. My navel likes it where it is warm. I think that is why all those little fuzzy black** hairs are down there: to keep that navel warm.

{Update: I forgot to officially end the report. End of report.]

*No pun originally intended, but in retrospect, I am takin' credit for it after all.

**I am not absolutely sure there is not a gray hair or two in the mix, though.

Posted by notGeorge at January 5, 2004 10:12 PM

5 days! Great! Don't give up now! Sorry about the

Posted by: oldcatman at January 6, 2004 10:59 AM