January 15, 2004

fo shizzle somethin' nor other while it drizzles

Hmmm, ya'll plumb hurt my feelin's. There ain't hardly been anyone droppin' in tonight just to see what's goin' on. I know, 'cause I was watchin' the door. I wasn't sayin' nuthin' 'cause I was busy doin' somethin' for a local friend of mine. I ain't really sure what she does with 'em, but she is always sendin' me songs and askin' me to cut little pieces outta them at a certain length. She does some website for her HS Alumni Society and uses the clips for some reason on it, but I have no idea beyond that.

The majority of that time was spent tryin' to download the attached song over my pathetic internet connection. I would have loved to download it at the office, but I don't have the necessary program on any of my office computers. That task has now been completed and, accordin' to an email I just now received, satisfactorily received.

So, what the Hell does this have to do with anythin'? Hell, I forgot what we was talkin' 'bout. Oh, yeah! Ya'll was ignorin' me and didn't think I was watchin'. Well, I was and it hurt ... way down here.* OK, wait, don't let me be jumpin' to no wild conclusions here ... there was somethin' good on TV tonight, wasn't there? Yeah, that's it, 'cause ya'll wouldn't ignore me just 'cause I was not blurbin', would ya?**

Oh George, I think I am comin' down with Blogzheimer's disease, 'cause I can't seem to 'member the purpose of my bloggin' right now. Is that you, Horton? Did you hear a Who?

*So just where do you think I was talkin' 'bout? This is still the Nightly Navel Gazin' Report,*** ain't it?

**Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know there are always exceptions to the rule, but I was not really includin' Yankees when I said that.

***End of Report

Posted by notGeorge at January 15, 2004 10:13 PM | TrackBack
Comments

well i'm here mate so thats 1 more than before!!

t.

Posted by: t. at January 15, 2004 10:24 PM

I was doing my homework alternating with coughing, sneezing and sniffling. Tell your navel I still love it....

Posted by: Susie at January 15, 2004 10:29 PM

Some of us, your devoted fans that is, do need to leave the computer to eat every now and again. Not to mention, there were two CSI shows back to back on tv tonight. I'm sure everyone's traffic suffered. BTW, I appear to be #30,007.

Posted by: Lee at January 15, 2004 11:55 PM