January 16, 2004

Jan. 16, 2004

Yeah, I know I missed a few weeks, but my source was on holiday. George is back and so ya are gonna be gettin' your Friday Funny™ again:

A judge enters the courtroom, strikes the gavel and says, "Before I begin this trial, I have an announcement to make. The lawyer for the defense has paid me $15,000 to swing the case his way. The lawyer for the plaintiff has paid me $10,000 to swing the case her way. In order to make this a fair trial, I am returning $5,000 to the defense."

Posted by notGeorge at January 16, 2004 07:35 AM | TrackBack
Comments

IS this a joke?

Posted by: Frank at January 16, 2004 09:38 AM

Yes, Frank, the Friday Funny™ is always a joke, or at least is supposed to be. I am not for sure this has not occurred somewhere, but if it did, I can assume the judge would have been immediately put in jail for acceptin' bribes, right?

Posted by: Tiger at January 16, 2004 03:46 PM