January 25, 2004

Pickin' the hits

Just got my Friday joke list from George, but as the Friday Funny™ has come and gone, I didn't need to search for a good joke to share, Still, there was a list of bumper sticker sayin's or something, and I liked some of 'em much better than others. The ones I liked are:

  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • It's not easy getting a parking ticket downtown lately. First you have to find somewhere to park.
  • A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
  • and
  • Once there was a woman who was an excellent housekeeper. Every time she got a divorce, she kept the house.
Posted by notGeorge at January 25, 2004 04:35 PM