February 18, 2004

Some cool crud I found when I wasn't really lookin' for it

Via a link provided by LeeAnn, I wandered over to this site and saw this link entitled "Beatles" so as a long time fan of the Beatles, being alive at the time when they were just beginning, were all still alive and having heard all their #1 hits as they were released and climbin' the charts toward that eventual #1 rankin', I had to click said link. It took me to a page where I was confronted with the following examination regardin' my qualifications to view the good stuff.

I am at least 3 years old, and no older than 137. I am either male or female, or unsure. I have never (to my best knowledge), knowingly engaged in professional snake wrestling. My chief interests do not include collecting disposable lighters, timing snail runs, or counterfeiting encyclopedii. I do not believe in conspiracy theories involving ducks or any other fowl and own no autographed works of Shakespeare. I will not divulge any information concerning the whereabouts of William Campbell, or his connection to the un-named (though famous) soup company that has some reason to insist on operating a plant in Camden, NJ. I was not coerced into accepting these terms, nor was I forced to visit this page. I am here of my own somewhat free will, and wish merely to learn the ultimate answer to life and the universe, even though I may have initially believed it was 47 or 23 or 17 or 9 (though not necessarily in that order). I either agree to the terms set aside, or not..*

I, of course, felt I passed all the criteria so did agree to the terms. The site was very interesting and I will have to spend much more time there when I do not have a headache.**

*I may have unintentionally corrected a couple of spelling mistakes in the quoted text, and, as such, it may vary from the original slightly.

**Susie, this one seems to be centered in my neck, which is somewhat stiff as I have been sittin' starin' at the monitor without movement for several hours today. It is now time to go.***

***I actually could use a good massage, and would ask my lovely assistant to assist me with such if I only had a lovely assistant to ask .. however bein' as I currently have no lovely assistan, are there any volunteers among the audience. ;)

Posted by notGeorge at February 18, 2004 06:49 PM
Comments

Thank you fer visitin the Beatles area of my website. I'll check the spelling to determine if they are 1. mispellings 2. typographical errors or 3. not so obvious pointers to crptograms contained within the text.

The URL above is more contemporary in nature. Again thank you and I hope yer headache goes away my site di'n't do it I swear.

Posted by: Bob at February 18, 2004 07:41 PM

Wish I was there to give you a neck message, Tig...hope you're feelin' better today.

Posted by: Susie at February 19, 2004 10:36 AM

Gee, I would have taken you for a Monkees fan...

reprise

Cheer up, sleepy jean.
Oh, what can it mean.
To a daydream believer
And a homecoming queen.

Posted by: jcwinnie at February 19, 2004 01:37 PM

I am feelin' much better today although my arm was hurtin' me earlier today when I was drivin' to court this afternoon. My head is not hurtin' right now, my arm is not hurtin' right now, that spot in my nexk is not hurtin' right now, so I guess I am feelin' about as good as I could feel without havin' any kind of sex. Of course I would probably still feel much better if I had Susie here rubbin' my neck.

Also, I was chucklin' a bit ago when I read jcwinnie's comment.

Posted by: Tiger at February 19, 2004 03:25 PM