February 18, 2004

I just can't go on any longer like this

Well, actually, I probably could, but it is ridiculous to sit here lookin' at this screen, knowin' I would feel much better if I just went to bed and laid my head down on my buckwheat pillow. I just got out of the bath, where I spent several minutes pourin' hot water over my head. This eased the pain and, with the muscles eased by the hot water, I then spent the next few minutes rollin' my head around listenin' to the small pops here and there as certain areas of my neck were thereby manipulated, hopefully back to where they belong. I then downed a pair of envelopes of BC Powder, which I will hereby endorse as the best pain killers you can buy without a prescription. In my opinion, and I probably have as much experience with over the counter analgesics as anyone, they seem to work faster than anything else on the market. The pain is still there, but is is subsidin' as I am writin' this. I can, although, still feel that sharp pain in that certain spot at the bottom of my neck which is the likely source of tonight's problem. This might be a little bit of TMI, but let me reveal that I am currently sittin' here nekkid as a newborn baby and I am lookin' right down at my perky little navel sittin' in the middle of my rosy red plump belly. It seems to be doin' so much better than either my neck or my head. It therefore appears that my head and my neck are in need of much more attention than my navel at this current time. I suppose, then, that I will close this report and do what I can do to ease that situation. Here is hopin' ya'll are are doin' great, and don't ya'll worry too much about me and my problems tonight, OK? I mean, it ain't like my arm is hurtin' like Hell or somethin'. In fact, my arm is feelin' pretty good. However, I do suppose, in retrospect, that from one day to the next this week in these report, I have finally proven the old sayin' that if it ain't one thing, it is another. End of report.

Posted by notGeorge at February 18, 2004 08:48 PM | TrackBack
Comments

I blog naked sometimes too! It's a wonderful thing :-P

Posted by: squishybear at February 19, 2004 12:15 PM

Yeah, were ya bloggin naked at the same time I was bloggin' naked?

Posted by: Tiger at February 19, 2004 04:43 PM