Seems there is a list of Alcohoroscopes makin' the rounds via email, accordin' to poor ill Lizz of blue socks. I hadn't seen such email,* but thankfully Lizz saw fit to print the whole listin'. This is the only one that pertains to me:
Taurus (April 21 - May 20)
Drinking style: Taurus prefers to drink at a leisurely pace, aiming for a mellow glow rather than a full on zonk. Since a truly intoxicated Taurus is a one-person stampede, the kind of bull-in-a-china-shop inebriate who spills red wine on white carpets and tells fart jokes to employers, the preference for wining and dining (or Bud and buddies) to body shots and barfing is quite fortunate for the rest of us. This is not to say that the Bull is by any means a teetotaler -- god, no. A squiffy Taurus will get, er, gregarious (full of loudmouth soup, some would say) and is extremely amusing to drag to a karaoke bar when intoxicated.
Susie might be interested in knowin' LIzz confirms that two people can fit in a single bed.
*As Lizz is another of those people who live in the future,** it may just be that receivin' this email is somethin' to which I can look forward.
**See the comments to this post.
Posted by notGeorge at March 2, 2004 08:08 AMTwo people *can* fit in a single bed, but I wouldn't recommend it on a regular basis - in fact last night I kicked my fiance back to the double bed in order to get a good nights sleep.
Posted by: Lizz at March 3, 2004 07:42 PMHey, I have a very large King-Size bed topped with two goose down comforters and I can't seem to find anyone to share it with me.
Posted by: Tiger at March 3, 2004 07:57 PM