I really don't know how the gals do it ... seriously. I was just at one of the local restaurants where the guy at the counter talked me into a catfish dinner when all I really wanted was an order of beer battered onion rings.* So, while I was waitin' for my dinner to be cooked, I was chattin' with a few of the other diners, politickin' for every vote I can get. I am tellin' ya, I was just standin' there when I felt somethin' irritatin' in my crotch area, like an ant was bitin' me on my genitals. Just How In The Hell do you not scratch? I ain't ever been able to get an itch anywhere, place-wise or body-wise, and not scratch it at the earliest opportunity. I admire the female gender for their genteel restraint. I really do. Tell me how ya'll gals do it, please?
Posted by notGeorge at March 5, 2004 07:48 PMMwhehe--now you know why us women always go to the bathroom a lot. Trust me, it's not always to pee!
Then there's always the casual shift in the seat, especially if you have a good, thick seam on the inside of the jeans. (Makes for some exciting moments if it hits the right spot, too. And here you thought she was smiling broadly at the witty comment you just made!)
And the last-ditch maneuver is to drop something on yourself and scratch discreetly as you're brushing it off.
Now you know all our secrets, though. So we're gonna have to kill you... ;-)
--TwoDragons
Posted by: Denita TwoDragons at March 5, 2004 09:22 PMHowdy! Here via GDayMate ...
about that itch. Here in the North, I've seen so many men scratch themselves openly, in public, that it must be a northern thing ... and you must be a Southern gent :-) I think Denita2D's suggestions are good ones...clandestine, secretive, undercover scratching...there ya have it.
Posted by: Cindy at March 7, 2004 06:31 PM